Earl, time to play "Marry, sleep with, or kill: Diner edition." Ladies, booth one?
Sleep with, sleep with, slept with. Nice.
Okay, Max, the dude at table ten.
Is there a "throw food in the cage and run" category?
Hey, jump in. We're playing "Marry, sleep with, or kill: Diner edition."
No, if I slept with anyone in this diner, I'd kill myself.
Even in a fictional scenario, I cannot permit myself to go there.
Girl, you'd take the fun out of the punch bowl full of cocaine.
Okay, fine. Sleep with Earl, marry you.
Not us! Jeez. What are you, a freak?
I feel uncomfortable, Caroline. Like, I don't know how to look at you anymore.
Now, I can only see you in a creepy lady tux.
You said it was just a game!
I'm not in love with you. Back off!
It was just a joke, Earl.
The things we say in jest, darling. The things we say in jest.